Job Jokes

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."

Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field

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why did the hooker quit her job?

she had a nut allergy

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones

what type of work can orphans do. home work

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I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section

I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.