A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying, I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Boss: You're fired. Me: *pauses porn* Why?
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
