"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
