Window Cleaner jokes

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

What camel has 3 humps?

...A pregnant one.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."