Window Cleaner jokes

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

What camel has 3 humps?

...A pregnant one.

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

1 + 1 = window.