Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
why can orphans go to thacker jewelry
they love to see the whole family
THE TUPPERWARE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR HOUSE. THEY ASKED MY WIFE WHERE'S KITCHEN. SORRY I HAVE ONLY LIVED HTERE FOR 3 MONTHS. BUT MY JEWELRY IS UP STAIRS IN MY JEWELRY BOX LOCATED IN MY BEDROOM
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
