Jesus

Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

What's the difference between Jesus and A Gay Person.

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes I know God created the rainbow not jesus)

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023

2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!