How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What's the difference between Jesus and A Gay Person.
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes I know God created the rainbow not jesus)
What's the Difference between Jesus and A Gay Person
One created the Rainbow, the other one ruined it.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023
2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.