'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they turned to drunks and have no will, Jill said to Jack your love reveal, then think of building me a still.
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill's was gone she wanted Jacks that's why she took it from him
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum
Nok nok? who's there? kanga kanga who? not kangawho kangaroo
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water, Jill pulled up her dress and said daddy fuck me harder.
