American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Jack: Hey Josh! Josh: What? Jack: Sex Josh: Huh? Jack: SEX!! Josh: I Don't Get It Jack: Exactly ;)
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20 . Jill come down with $40 Fucking Whore !!!!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills and Jill said jack can do her with out here will and jacks penis was still
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
What is the real reason why men Jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldnt fix it
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water, Jack fell down his cock was out and Jill gained a daughter
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork