"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
jack and jill went up the hill to get to the house they turned the lights out the jill shouts ITS A DILDO WTF?
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning
Mpreg is hot af
I love jacking off to mpreg
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
Jack
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
“Boo.”
“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.
“That sounds fun,” said Jill.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
“You ready?” Asked Jack
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
“I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.
Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20 . Jill come down with $40 Fucking Whore !!!!
If your name is Jack... I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
