it's jokes
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.