it's jokes
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂