it's jokes
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I'll give you time, figure it out.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.