it's jokes
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.