it's jokes
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!