it's jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.