it's jokes

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.