it's jokes

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"