it's jokes
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Jorking my peniys
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!