it's jokes

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!