it's jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.