it's jokes
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
This is a joke in itself.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.