it's jokes
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.