it's jokes
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.