it's jokes
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
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Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.