it's jokes
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!