it's jokes
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
"You gave me the same sweater as last year." "You s w e a t e r believe it."
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!