it's jokes
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Nevermind, it's retarded.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.