it's jokes
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.