it's jokes

Cancer

    • So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

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    • Sex

    • My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

    Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

    Sugar

    • My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

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    • Mistake

    • A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?

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    • Coast

    • John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

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    • Gender

    • Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

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    • Woman

    • Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.

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