it's jokes
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.