it's jokes

What is the plural of goose? Geese.

What is the plural of foot? Feet.

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They never can make it home.

A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.

When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.