it's jokes

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?

Because it got pissed off!

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

How many children does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

Why can't America play chess?

Because it lost two towers.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.