it's jokes
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.