it's jokes

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

How does the cheetah do in every race?

It’s always a cheetah.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,

It's great being a sniper.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.

Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.