it's jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.