it's jokes
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”