it's jokes

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

I made a website for orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Doctor: Congratulations!!!

Woman: Was it a successful delivery?

Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."