it's jokes

Oil

    • Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

    I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

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    • People

    • How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

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    • Wheelchair

    • A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

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    • Number

    • 6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

    Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

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    • Reaper

    • I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

    I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

    What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

    Country

    • I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

    Blonde

    • A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

    “Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

    “No, it’s curry this time.”

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    • Rape

    • This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

    I replied, "I done it as a joke."

    -April 1, 2020

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