it's jokes

Nun

  • Two nuns in a bathtub.

    One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

    The other nun says, "It sure does."

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  • Boy

  • A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

    Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

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  • Scale

  • On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

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  • Number

  • If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

    Fly

  • What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

    Its ass.

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  • Yo mama

  • Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

    Fat

  • Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"