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A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!