IT jokes
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.