IT jokes
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"