IT jokes
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.