IT jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
It's not a joke.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.