IT jokes
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.