IT jokes
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.