IT jokes
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!