IT jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.