IT jokes
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.