IT jokes
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!