IT jokes
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.