IT jokes
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.