IT jokes
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?