IT jokes
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.