IT jokes
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!