Israel

Israel Jokes

Leash

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

Iran

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

Goodbye

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

Solution

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Bomb

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Time

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

Fat

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Palestine

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Atmosphere

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

9/11

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

People

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

Direction

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

Rapist

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

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