Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
and i oop
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Don't touch my bot.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
