Internet jokes
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"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
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My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
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OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
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",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
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What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
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