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If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
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How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Send toe pics lol :)
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
