Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"