Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."