Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, βAirport Left,β she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
