When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
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why are fish smart
they live in a school
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
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Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
