Intelligence jokes
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.