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Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

Blonde

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

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Test

What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.

Brain

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Blonde

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5

4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

Mama

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Blonde

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."

She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."

Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

Ego

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.

IQ

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Blonde

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

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